The Best Worst Date Stories From the Women of Reddit

We all have them: those dreaded first dates that make us want to crawl under a rock and hide for the rest of eternity. The good news is that we're not alone in our bad date experiences.

On a r/AskWomen Reddit sub-thread, one user asked the ladies of Reddit about the cringiest place a date has taken them.

From momma's boys to glaring I'm lucky to be alive red flags, these ladies have seen it all. And they're not afraid to share their stories in all their brutal honesty.

Some of them are hilarious and ridiculous, some are cringy, some are downright disturbing, a few are surprisingly wholesome.

There's even a story from a guy who was responsible for such an awful first date with the woman who ended up (somehow) married to him!

So, the next time you're feeling down about your own dating disasters, just remember: it could always be worse.

And fro the men reading this—take these stories as cautionary tales on what not to do when taking a lady out on a first date (hint: meeting your mother is on the top of list, even higher than shopping for p*rn merch).

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Gotta love this question

via Lizzie Minx on Reddit
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via r/AskWomen comment on Reddit

In all honesty, this sounds kind of cool. But yeah, this probably required some ground work and prior communication.
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via r/AskWomen comment on Reddit

So many red flags…
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via r/AskWomen comment on Reddit

What did this guy think was going to happen, exactly?
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via r/AskWomen comment on Reddit

Way to bounce back strong, my man.
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via r/AskWomen comment on Reddit

If to quote the follow-up question by OP: What makes a parking lot… someone's favorite?
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via r/AskWomen comment on Reddit

He must have been the nicest guy on earth for her not to duck tail and run.
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via r/AskWomen comment on Reddit

This is kind of genius. She's now got something to hold over his head every time they argue.
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via r/AskWomen comment on Reddit

There are better ways to impress your ex than ditching the girl you showed up on a date with at your workplace.
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via r/AskWomen comment on Reddit

The aliens could probably see that red flag all the way from Mars…
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via r/AskWomen comment on Reddit

Ummm… what now?
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via r/AskWomen comment on Reddit

I hope this guy got better at first dates since high school.
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via r/AskWomen comment on Reddit

Remember - consent isn't just for sex!
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via r/AskWomen comment on Reddit

She should have told his mother she'd raised him wrong on the way out.
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via r/AskWomen comment on Reddit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Bates

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